Ah, Easter Sunday—the day we celebrate the risen Savior, empty tombs, and full pews. It’s also the one time of year the RINOs of Williamson County blow the dust off their Bibles and blow up your feed with cherry-picked scripture.
Yes, friends, nothing says “devout conservative leader” like a perfectly filtered photo of a sunrise service—right before returning to the business of bloated budgets, backroom deals, and burying conservative values deeper than the stone rolled away from Jesus’ tomb.
You know the type:
✝️ “He is risen!” in the caption.
💸 “I am spending!” in the budget vote.
🧑⚖️ “Family values!” on the campaign trail.
🏳️🌈 “DEI all the way!” once safely in office.
Let’s be clear: we’re not questioning salvation. Only Christ knows the heart. But we know the fruit. And the fruit these RINOs produce? It’s less Galatians 5:22 and more like Galatians 5:19—if you don’t know the difference, go look it up. Spoiler alert: it’s not love, joy, peace, and patience.
Here in Williamson County, we’ve got a few elected officials who wear red ties and blue policies. They whisper sweet nothings to the base about parental rights and fiscal responsibility… then vote to raise taxes, expand government, and call anyone who disagrees “divisive.” Funny, isn’t it? They preach unity—but only if you fall in line and keep quiet.
And on Easter Sunday, when the rest of us are reflecting on the sacrifice of Christ and the meaning of redemption, they’re reflecting on how to redeem their public image.
So to the Sunday-only Scripture slingers:
You may fool some with a post and a cross emoji, but we’re watching the votes, not the verses.
He is risen.
And so is our awareness of your nonsense.