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🦏 RINO of the Week: Brian “Chameleon” Clifford

When Your Core Beliefs Are “Whatever You Need Them To Be”

Congratulations to Brian Clifford, your Williamson RINOs RINO of the Week! 🥳

It’s not every day you see a man running for office who can contort his principles faster than a yoga instructor on double espresso. But Brian has proven he’s got what it takes — and by “it,” we mean the ability to tell voters whatever they want to hear, even if it completely contradicts his past.

Take, for example, the recent article published in the Williamson Herald:

“Understanding Tennessee’s Closed Primary Elections and the Need for Party Registration”

At first glance, you might think Brian Clifford is a die-hard supporter of Republican party registration. 🇺🇸 You might even be fooled into thinking he’s been fighting for conservative election integrity all along.

Plot twist:
Brian probably didn’t even write that article (there is a power hungry PAC behind him!)
And — wait for it — he’s spent most of his career opposing party registration.
Oops.

But now that he’s trying to win votes in the 2026 Republican primary, suddenly Brian’s a born-again party registration believer! 🧙✨ All those inconvenient details about his past positions? Shhh. Don’t worry, voters. Brian says he’s totally on your side now, pinky swear.

We call this maneuver:

“The Election-Year Epiphany.”
(Patent pending. Common among RINOs.)

🦏 Brian’s Magic Trick:

  • Before:
    ➡️ Party registration is bad!
    ➡️ Let’s keep it open for everyone!
  • After:
    ➡️ “I am very concerned about election integrity…”
    ➡️ “Republicans need to protect their ballot!”

Sounds legit, right? Almost as legit as putting a saddle on a donkey and calling it a thoroughbred.

🚨 Why It Matters

Brian Clifford isn’t just flip-flopping — he’s counting on you not noticing.
He’s hoping you’re too busy to remember his history.
He’s betting you won’t ask tough questions.
He’s assuming you’ll just believe whatever gets published under his name.

The truth?
If someone will lie about what they believe just to get elected, imagine what they’ll do once they actually have power.

🏆 Final Score:

Conviction: 1/10
Chameleon Skills: 10/10
Trustworthiness: LOL

Congratulations, Brian — you’ve earned your spot in the Williamson RINOs Hall of Shame.

Stay tuned next week as we uncover more RINOs hoping you won’t notice their true colors.
Spoiler: They’re not red.

#NeverForget
#RINOWatch
#WilliamsonCountyDeservesBetter